Groomsmen

So I was asked to to be a groomsman in my friend's wedding. It's weird I've never been part of a wedding in a while, the last time I've been in one was to be a ring bear at my uncle's wedding. Usually in weddings it's just some big celebration it never includes a walk down the aisle. I didn't think I was this close to this guy to be one of them but hey it's cool I like Jim and I'm grateful to be asked. I just got measured by the place and the only request I had was to be walking with a bride's mate that is shorter than I am.

I'm glad to not be the best man because I wouldn't know what to plan for a bachelor party. His fiance is supposedly "liberal" and very left but she kind of have a mind very conservative of what I know of her. Don't get me wrong she's very cool I like her a lot I'm glad he found her because she's cool and they have an awesome kid together already but she has some weird issues when it comes to sex. It's weird she doesn't like movies that contain any kind of nudity or anything that pertains to sex it seems. She's not ok strip clubs or any movies that contain even a clip of a nipple or something. Weird thing is that she claims she's a bi-sexual...

Even if I'm not the Best Man I'm going to try to persuade them to participate in some kind of send off to no more single life and try to get to some strip club or something that includes the opposite sex. I don't want it to be boring and just play video games or some shit I want it to include lots of drinking and girls, that's what it's all about isn't it!?

This subject brings me to politics a little, I am so Left that it's ridiculous and I know that if I get people to believe what I do that the world would run amok we need the other side (conservatives) to even things out. I'm completely ok with abortion, homosexuals, free speech, and everything in between. I don't have a religion I'm a complete Athiest, I don't think there is a god and when I tell people that it's a shocker I don't understand it's like gays coming out of the closet or something, people think of you different like "you're wrong that's not the way to live your life" whatever I'm doing the way I do, this "god" never has changed my life or there is no real fact that I know of that would make me believe in this "god."